Five Nights At Freddy's

A horror video game loosely based on Chuck E. Cheese's.

Mom: Hey wanna go to Chuck E. Cheese's?

Kid who plays FNAF: No way! It's hard enough trying to beat the video game Five Nights At Freddy's! I won't stand a chance in real life!

by Exterminator (not really) June 19, 2019

five and a half pack

when someone has abs that are slightly slanted or uneven, appearing as if half an ab is missing

never make fun of someone for having a five and a half pack.

1. they will endlessly venture for their missing and elusive half-ab, ultimately leading to their demise

2. They still have five and a half more abs than you

by cheetaela October 23, 2013

Bitch High Five

1. High-fiving your friends after bagging a hot chick or after breaking up with a bad girlfriend while usually saying "bitches".

Friend 1-"Dude, nice bag John." *Bitch High five*
Friend 2-"Thanks man. Bitches."
Friend 1-"Bitches!"

Friend 1-"I just broke up with Jill, man."
Friend 2-"Dude,nice, she was a bitch."
Friend 1-"True that man, bitches."
Friend 2-"Bitches." *bitch high-five*

by Saturday14 July 20, 2009

Five-Finger Reckoning

When counting from one to five does not give you the results you want... the five fingers turn into a fist, that is then shoved up the ass, to the elbow.

Jason: I’ll get off Facebook in a minute

Adrienne: One
Jason: Give me just a...

Adrienne: Two, three, four...
Jason: Damn it woman...
Adrienne: Five... Trigger pulled... Five-Finger Reckoning... time to feel my elbow.

by Adrienne Adele October 14, 2019

Stage Five Cling

An over attached obsessed crazy bitch (no offense lady's but it is usually is a girl).

Dylan's girlfriend is such a stage five cling that when she calls we have to hang up on her as part of the parents rules.

by J3ll3y May 17, 2011

five finger fallout

That bleak empty feeling of guilt after masturbating.
Particularly after masturbating to obscene pornographic images or images resembling family members

That porn seemed really good until I finished & the five finger fallout came over me.

Sometimes I wish I could enjoy bestiality without the five finger fallout.

by ted61318 October 13, 2009

i got five on it

I'll give you five bucks for that shit.

Motherfucker I got five on the twenty sack.

by Nick D February 8, 2003