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ear rope

The elongated stretched out skin of a person who has gaged their ears past repair. Long rope like skin hanging in a loop or 2 ropes below the ear.
Whoa did you see that guy's ear ropes?
by BClever November 4, 2014
mugGet the ear ropemug.

dick in your ear

Dick in your ear: When someone doesn't understand after one or two times of saying it.
Person 1: Hey. Sup?
Person 2: huh?
Person 1: Ya got dick in your ear?

Person 2: WHAT?!
by RavenVixenAzure March 16, 2019
mugGet the dick in your earmug.

Ear rape

by 459395 February 26, 2022
mugGet the Ear rapemug.

Monkey Ear

When somebody with longer hair (extending an inch or more past the ears) has a good bunch of flat laying hair posed directly in front of the ears, while still keeping the ears visible, near fully peaking out through the hairs color.
This resembles the side of a chimpanzees face, not a monkey, but colloquially.. who the hell cares.

This effect is particularly noticeable on lighter skinned people with darker hair colors, as their ear and hair more objectively match the look of a chimpanzees side profile.

Although if somebody is not in that category, the effect is still easy to spot!
"her hair always falls into a monkey ear, its kind of neat really." said Luigi Mangione, in a surprising quote he likely did not at any point say.
by ManifestationOfEveryGayThought December 29, 2024
mugGet the Monkey Earmug.

mushroom earrings

A piece of jewelry often worn by LBGT people. In particular it is a big sign that a person might be bisexual
Girl 1: So you think she is bi?
Girl 2: Well she has mushroom earrings so make of that as you will.
by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023
mugGet the mushroom earringsmug.

Platonic Ear Sex

That feeling when their voice does things to your brain.. and you're more turned on by conversation than you would be if the words were tainted by sex.
Person to Person they like to talk to and like: "Y'know, I look forward to the powerful effect of platonic ear sex when I know I'll be talking to you."
by ICantWord December 7, 2016
mugGet the Platonic Ear Sexmug.

Hotdog sandwich ears

When you overhear part of a conversation severely incorrectly.
Guy: did you just say you want to fuck my mom!?
Other guy: no, I said we’re going to the mall
Guy: oh sorry, hotdog sandwich ears.
by ShleeBo May 13, 2023
mugGet the Hotdog sandwich earsmug.

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