To drive a moose is to take a dump, but then drive it up someone else's ass, so they can punch a moose later on.
To punch a moose is to take a shit. My friend was constipated, so after I punched a moose, I took my shit and drove it up their ass. This is called to drive a moose. A few minutes later, they were successfully able to unload their bowels and later that night, they gratefully thanked me in private.
by Moose Driver October 14, 2013
Driving on the wrong side of the road, against traffic. Someone is "Driving English" if they are recklessly driving on the left side of a road in a country which drives on the right. It should be noted that only countries of colonial
English influence (United States excluded) drive on the left side of the road.
English influence (United States excluded) drive on the left side of the road.
Almost got popped by some drunk ass driving english! He didn't even see the median!
Had to swerve off the road yesterday. A fire truck was driving english to avoid a clusterfuck of traffic.
Had to swerve off the road yesterday. A fire truck was driving english to avoid a clusterfuck of traffic.
by E_Man_24 June 23, 2021
by Kla31 July 30, 2022
You have called a friend in the car via bluetooth so their audio comes out of the speaker. One you pull up to get your food, your friend then starts saying very vulgar or tremendously inappropriate words so the worker can hear what he is saying.
Bro...I can never go back to that McDonald's again, I suffered from Drive-Thru Danger because I had my tremendously vulgar uncle on the phone...the worker heard everything
by Absurdity May 05, 2021
by Madjohnston June 29, 2017
1. (noun) something unstoppable
2. (noun) a phrase that you would do almost anything to understand
3. (noun) a story stolen from a friend and told as if it were your own
2. (noun) a phrase that you would do almost anything to understand
3. (noun) a story stolen from a friend and told as if it were your own
by ;) December 03, 2004
Driving a Rig
Driving a Rig is the act of sexual intercourse to a very large female from behind in the doggystyle position while your underwear is in her mouth.
Driving a Rig is the act of sexual intercourse to a very large female from behind in the doggystyle position while your underwear is in her mouth.
by Byrant Yep May 28, 2024