A Jennifer Paige drink, is a spiked Crush soda. (alcoholic) A joke on the singer Jennifer Paige's famous "Crush" song.
by I'mcrazy March 28, 2023

When you get to a party too early and are scared it's a bust, so you drink excessively before it even begins.
by xmattisi December 29, 2015

1 1/2 Parts Suntory Whiskey
Half Ounce Lime Juice
Half Ounce Triple Sec
Two Parts Passion Fruit Juice
Half Ounce Lime Juice
Half Ounce Triple Sec
Two Parts Passion Fruit Juice
by SirGrammarNazii May 25, 2023

by DAZ DILINGER May 8, 2020

an alcoholic beverage made of with no direction. simply put, an amalgam of random ingredients you found around the house in an attempt to get more drunk quicker.
bro last night i made a poop drink so i could get absolutely shit faced. it worked but i feel sick as hell...
by fyve May 12, 2020

by Xx_zer0c00l_xX December 11, 2020

by SillySausage42 September 11, 2022
