Donald Trump

Con-artist, child molester, and convicted felon who somehow found his way back into the presidency

Donald Trump may have only won the election by a 1% margin in the popular vote, and that's obviously not a "landslide" like the orange dipshit claims it is.

by This is my handle okay May 4, 2025

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Donald Trump

an awesome, sick, dope fucking badass who can run a country like a motherfucker.

a man who has survived 2 assassination attempts yet STILL pursues and thrives. antonyms for “Donald Trump” would be “Joe Biden” or “Kamala Harris”, 2 people who are fucking stupid and clueless, not knowing how to run America like a goddamn boss.

Donald Trump Is What America Needs

by adnklt January 19, 2025

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A spray-tanned tycoon with a combover that defies physics and a face the color of a traffic cone, Donald Trump parlayed bankrupt businesses and reality TV antics into a presidency that felt more like a parody. Known for dodging facts like taxes and treating every crisis like a PR stunt, he spent four years shouting on Twitter, golfing through disasters, and pretending to be a man of the people—from the comfort of his gold-plated penthouse. With skin like a poorly peeled tangerine and the temperament of a toddler denied dessert, Trump turned American politics into a bad joke that somehow never ends.

I hate donald trump!

by amongusirl394834839483499348 May 7, 2025

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the orangest, blondest, mustiest, crustiest man youll ever meet

musty crusty donald trump with his ipad kid

by yass_queen April 16, 2022

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This Is Why You DON'T Defend Donald Trump

See!? Look what it got me! Or conservatives in general, right?

Hym "This Is Why You DON'T Defend Donald Trump! Right Russell Brand? Now, threatening children, on the other hand, THAT ALWAYS WORKS! I created AI. I'm the CEO of the greatest multimedia corporation in the history of the world! I'm the greatest mind who has ever lived! All because of child threats!"

by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

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