depressive disorder 

Depressive disorder is a something that happens in the brain...the serotonin cells in the brain just are not enough to stay happy. So the person can be diagnosed with the disorder at any time. The people who live or know someone with it can have a hard time dealing with the person. It is not the person's fault that their body can't produce the serotonin that is need in the body.

I was diagnosed with depressive disorder sometime back, can you help me out doctor?

depressive disorder by Fiaka March 19, 2010

Depressive Justice 

This is like a kind of poetic justice, it is used by some depressed people when people make fun of them and then that person falls over or dies or gets hoppety hopped all over there boneable flesh by bunnies.

Haha, not thats depressive justice

Depressive Justice by White Wicca March 12, 2004

depressimistic 

Depressing AND Pessimistic

"Blah blah blah"(random girlfriend whining and moaning)
"Listen woman, quit being so depressimistic, things really aren't that bad."

depressimistic by A. Cameron August 4, 2007

depressing 

depressing is when someone feels bad and or alone/in pain etc and gives of a depressing vibe, it may also make other people feel sepressed and unhappy

'that guy is really depressing'
'yeah i know, he is dumbing down the party'

depressing by nomjononom August 5, 2009

Deprestion 

An illness that develops from losing too many games at competitive shooters. One suffering from this illness may present certain symptoms like Arthritis and hallucinations featuring ducks in your peripheral vision.

Jonathan has Deprestion

Deprestion by DuckyBoy123 June 6, 2018

Shlappy Depressants 

The strongest most hard hitting psychedelics that will ever exist. You will proceed to fuck anything that moves and there is a 98% chance you will catch a rape case every time dropping these. Once you take a singular shlappy you will instantly want to kill yourself. Never take the shlappy depressant.

Phil: "Yo did you hear Ben dropped fucking 3 shlappy depressants!"
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."

Shlappy Depressants by bigstrappingcowboy October 4, 2022

depressive

1. Being in a sad or emotional state.
2. Every day of my recent life
3. Miserable

Chelsey seems to be feeling depressive AGAIN. Goddamn, someone cheer that girl up.

depressive by Hamill April 24, 2008