Daveism

A word or phrase that would only come out of the mouth of Dave.

Team, today we are going to go over chapter 11 of Weldon Long's book Consistency Selling; "The Proper and Improper Uses of Daveisms In a Cold Call".

by RJard May 15, 2019

Daved

Drunk enough to try dance and fall flat on the ground like Santan Dave on his 21st birthday

Person 1: yo wtf happened yesterday?
Person 2: fuck bro I can’t even remember we was daved
Person 3: Oi fuck it I’m getting daved again tonight

by realsav223 June 7, 2019

Daved

Referring to someone that is drunk or heavily intoxicated

We're going to get daved tonight!

by SXMN June 7, 2019

davenport

A really retarded public school. Everyone here snitches on everyone,The teachers here suck . You can get suspended for cheating in 4 square. Your better off at the catholic school across the town. They're school is better then ours watch out for brown.

Davenport is a butchass stupid ass school

by dnfcsdjcbaeuidhuiawbdkbqwdkn69 December 4, 2019

daven allen king

A unusual child that says a bunch of funny things but has no friends.

Daven Allen King ran home.

by Kidthesid December 9, 2019

Daven Allen King

He is an unusual kid that is a bot at games he is funny but has no friends.

Daven Allen King is running away.

by Kidthesid December 9, 2019

Daves

A small little pubert who is more traditionally known as dafe

Did you see that old haggis daves, she had one big forehead

by Judos January 13, 2020