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Crotch Boogies

When a dudes Flesh sac gets Real sweaty and sticky, causing it to stick to his thighs and shit. Kinda like sticky boogers. Will cause an itch.
Dude, I'm getting mad Crotch Boogies!
by TheIDKman December 4, 2010
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Crotch mingle

A somewhat crass but humorous term for sexual intercourse. (Or any sexual relations in which two sets of genitals meet and appear to have lengthy discussions).
Single and ready to crotch mingle.
by Olive989 March 25, 2023
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crotch broke

The leaking of emotional unrest, the feelings displayed by management to a superior subordinate, an extreme release of emotion through vocal and physical action
"Hey why are you eating so much peanut butter?", "The peanut butter and jelly police are all crotch broke about my sandwich again"

"You can't put peanut butter and jelly in the deep fryer!", "Dude's all crotch broke I'm a better cook"
by McGraze August 8, 2020
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Resting crotch face

The resting face of a miserable (usually) old lady who you can tell is a cantankerous, crotchety bitch in a pissy ass mood.
“Yo, I’d watch out for Irene today. She’s got resting crotch face.”
by For Fawkes Sake April 27, 2025
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crotch socket

Dave: I slept with your sister last night

Liz: that’s why you are a dirty crotch socket
by Crotch socket liz September 9, 2020
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Getting crotched

When two people go into the scissoring position fully clothed and rub, commonly used in Utah among Mormons
Last night I was getting crotched by that floozie
by dangerdan29 December 29, 2023
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Crotch Rocket

I smashed Emily last night with my Crotch Rocket

I jerked off and jizz came out of my Crotch Rocket
by Sh*tsticks October 29, 2018
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