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Sweaty Coffee

A sexual act where one partner, usually the dominant one, covers their genitals with a mixture of their own sweat and coffee grounds, creating a gritty, pungent concoction that they then rub vigorously against their partner's sensitive areas, often resulting in a messy, aromatic, and intensely stimulating experience for both parties involved. The term "sweaty coffee" refers to the unique blend of bodily fluids and the strong aroma of coffee that permeates the encounter.
"I heard that John and Mary tried 'sweaty coffee' last night, and now their bedsheets are stained with a mix of coffee grounds and God knows what else; they're going to need a new mattress soon!"
by Youcouldbeacat May 19, 2025
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Brown coffee

When you have liquid diarrhea and can’t make it to the toilet, so you just use a coffee cup
He had brown coffee last night after his toilet was occupied
by FireFuego May 20, 2025
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Fairfax Coffee Filter

When you shit in a sock and force it through the mesh on the closed end.
Pass me his sock homie ima Fairfax coffee filter his shit. Shabooya!
by Arbas April 12, 2024
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Coffee brick

Rapid need to defecate after a cup or a sip of coffee in the morning. Is usually strengthened by a cigarette or any nicotine dispenser.
- Where have you been??

- Sorry, I had a coffee brick :(
- Yeah, better to shit beforehand than shit in bare hand...
by jkl334 May 4, 2024
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bailey one pound coffee

means when your succeeding in life
harry is succeeding in life he bought a Bailey one pound coffee helicopter.
by mummakesshittea November 25, 2021
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khoka coffee

The energy to life and will make a lasting impact throughout your day. A true symbiotic relationship with reality where your ferocity will not be contained and eloquently expressed. It's a feeling of joy, safeness and just being free. From the aroma all the way through the taste. It brings that energy and feeling to just go hard at life and live it to the fullest. Good vibes in a cup.
Let's get some Khoka Coffee, get khok'd up and crush it.
by Khoka Coffee Creator November 25, 2021
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Coffee Culture

ideas and belief for coffee by our society
when i came to india i felt coffee culture
by bhattvinit November 25, 2021
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