January Christmas

Dad is very sorry but his paycheck for the last job won’t come in until January so we won’t have gifts on Dec. 25. They’ll be just a few weeks late I promise.

<Late December>
8yo Me: Dad, you’re so late. I missed you.

Best dad ever: I missed you too. Just trying to get this job done so I’ve been working late.

Me: but you won’t have to work Christmas like last year will ya?
BDE: No, son, I’ll be here. But since I didn’t finish the job I won’t get paid before Xmas. But I’ll get paid in a few weeks and we’ll celebrate then. Well just have a January Christmas. Ok?
Me: that’s fine dad. I understand.

by !JayAm! December 13, 2021

Christmas

A time of year where annoying brats get all the cool shit and you get socks

I got socks for christmas, atleast I can give my tissue box a break now

by 7InchDictionary December 17, 2021

Christmas Potato

A festive Potato

This christmas potato is very festive

by Windows Ben December 19, 2021

Christmas Tree

When someone shoves their head up another person's ass whilst both participants are on the floor.

Yo I just killed these two guys in Skyrim and they made a Christmas Tree

by Admon Hambon December 21, 2021

Indian Christmas Turkey

Buys a Hydra server for $25k

That dumbass Indian Christmas Turkey paid more for that garbage that was ever made from it!

by L3g3ndSkillz December 21, 2021

Artificial Christmas Tree

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by ArturKoz December 23, 2021

Christmas Eve Eve

Something stupid that teenage white girls say because they think it actually exists

Jenna said to me, “Merry Christmas Eve Eve,” this morning like a complete retard

by Davematt34 December 23, 2021