scheduley challenged

someone suffering from this condition is almost always running behind .

I might have been on time if I wasn't waiting on such a scheduley challenged person to give me a ride!

by jgrezn February 23, 2023

The Greggs Challenge

The Greggs Challenge is a challenge to see who can buy something from all the Greggs in a town or city the fastest

Kai: 'I wanna optimise the time I got for The Greggs Challenge Sam, wanna help?'

Sam: 'How does this work? Is it just all the Greggs as fast as possible?'

Kai: 'Yep'

Sam: 'Time for public transport%'

by therealbbqman June 29, 2022

Milton St Challenge

To follow through and excrete a small amount of bodily fluid post flatulence

Karen "Murray, you look like you shat yourself, what happened?"

Murray "Had a big night last night, went out this morning to fill up the car with gas so I'm standing there pumping the gas on the forecourt and I went to squeeze out a fart but ended up going the full Milton St Challenge"

by Jedi Knight Mr Lahey July 27, 2022

Semen Challenge

When porn stars have to pretend they enjoy having semen in their mouth for hours on end. Happens a lot in porn. And in Muslim countries. Also known as Jizz Hardship.

Ah hell, Bucky is humpin Butchie on the wrong end again. Go outside and break it up will you? Poor Butchie is 15 years old! Old dog never signed up for no semen challenge, specially not on a Sunday.

by whooer's your daddy November 10, 2018

Vertically Challenged

Very short; without much physical height

My brother is very vertically challenged.

by Dusty Divot June 1, 2018

Skibidi toilet Ohio rizzler level 5 gyatt caught in 4k ultra hd Grimice Shake challenge

The ultra sigma REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WoW john you are such a Skibidi toilet Ohio rizzler level 5 gyatt caught in 4k ultra hd Grimice Shake challenge Can i date you UwU Kawaii

by eh eye ron April 23, 2024

50 yard challenge

Brought to you by the guy who brought the 500 chin up challenge and the 2 ton bench press challenge, the 50 yard challenge is the one where you mow 50 yards in one hour, or you mow one yard by the time the guy finishes a 50 yard dash, depending on what rules the guy makes.

Guy 1-Nobody can do that, mow 50 yards in one hour, no way.
Guy 2- There's just been one guy only to do it so far, the guy who invented the 50 yard challenge. He mowed 50 yards in one hour fair and square, without cheating, without taking steroids. He's a special guy, he's almost like a god to the other people who took the challenge, even the other guy doing the challenge who finished a couple weeks after this guy thinks he is.

by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020