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Canadian Bitch Slap

The humiliation inflicted on an opponent who cheats, conducts espionage, carries out sabotage, engages in blackmail, publicly smack talks, and otherwise exhibits dishonorable behaviors when defeating them honorably and treating them with respect throughout.
The other day, I had a jackass join my Counter Strike match talking smack, talking about how good he was and putting everyone else down, but after I kept killing him repeatedly while speaking sweetly to him, he rage quit after I sent him home packing with a Canadian Bitch Slap.
by Keegan Eden Barker March 9, 2025
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Canadian Handjob

When a person jerks off two seated friends, one with each hand, using the ski pole method, with winter gloves on.
Those two guys got a Canadian Handjob from that stripper in Vegas.
by Dan5 April 25, 2025
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Canadian Cudler

Dumbass American boy who cuddles with Canadian girls on VR
Jessica: I think tony is pretty cute, should I ask him out?
Tommy: nah don’t go for it he’s a total Canadian Cudler

Jessica: oh! Thanks for warning me
by WwPhrasesOfLife July 16, 2025
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canadian sewer diving

When you eat out someone’s butthole after they drink so much maple syrup it starts leaking from their ass.
“How’d it go with that girl last night?”
“Dude she made me going canadian sewer diving the first time we hung out. I don’t think I’m gonna call her back”
by mr terrific July 17, 2025
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Canadian Negotiation

The act of getting ripped off in a deal because the person on your side is actively working against you.
We put our elbows up and voted him in, but all we got was got bent over. Carney is a master of Canadian negotiations with Trump.
by TiredabdDismayedCanuck July 31, 2025
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Canadian Fourth of July

When you shoot maple syrup out of your rectum after a butt chug of syrup while smoking a joint of the devils lettuce
Dude did you Tommy Did a Canadian Fourth of July to celebrate that was wild.
by Triple D the stevia daddy August 8, 2025
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Canadian Tuxedo

A sexual act between two males whereby one man ejaculates on the other's neck supine, giving him a pearl necklace. Then, dipping his balls in the semen at the centre of his companions throat, spread the semen into a bow tie shape.
Man, I gave Aaron the best Canadian Tuxedo last night... he loves his formal wear
by Bronson burson August 9, 2025
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