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Garden chicken

Look at that garden chicken, just garden chickening
by Teeheefr January 13, 2023
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table chicken

piece of chicken fallen off of hot sub onto grimy dirty unwashed table
Wow that is some gnarly table chicken
by kikilindy December 29, 2022
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turd chicken

When a hen holds poop so long it comes out the size of an egg. When you catch yourself trying to say turkey instead of chicken and say turd chicken. Bad fried chicken.
I was at Safeway yesterday and bought a pound of ground turd chicken.
by ViciousValley September 20, 2023
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Chicken slut

Someone who eats a lot of chicken. 99% of their diet
Jordan is a chicken slut, he has had Wingstop for the 5th time this week
by Angle_wangle October 4, 2023
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Aunt chicken

It's a day were you just love upon your aunt chicken
Vanilla:hey Aunt chicken •gives a hug•

Aunt chicken: awee thanks

:3
by Is~is the aunt chicken October 25, 2019
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Emotional Chicken

Exerting dominance over someone with a bluff during a conversation, at which point the counterpart to the verbal exchange also bluffs. The bluffs generally multiply exponentially as intensity of conversation escalates. Whoever backs down first loses and the fictitious consequences dissolve.
Per 1 - “We need to be at the airport by 4 o’clock, my sister gets home from work at 3:15 and she can drive us. Which helps tremendously because she is watching the dogs for us while we are away.”

Per 2 - “Ok, we have to arrive at your sisters house by 3 for this to work. Will you definitely be ready to leave our house at 1:30 tomorrow?”

Per 1 - “YOU KNOW WHAT, I’M JUST GONNA TEXT MY SISTER AND TELL HER THAT WE ARE HIRING A CAR SERVICE INSTEAD!!!”

Per 2 - “FINE!!”

Per 1 - ...picks up cell phone and starts “texting sister”

Per 2 - “Maybe I’ll just cancel the flight and we’ll just stay home!”

Per 1 - “Maybe I’ll just move out!!”

Per 2 - “Oh yeah, maybe I’ll file for divorce!”

Per 1 - “Maybe you will”

Per 2 - “Don’t text your sister, I’m sure you’ll be ready to leave on time.”

Per 1 - “ok, love you”

Per 2 - “love you too

Per 1 - “another successful round of emotional chicken wings by yours truly!”
by Bill Shakesbeer October 13, 2021
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Dick Chicken

Two or more men participate in this game. You have to look at each other’s penises and whoever gets hard first loses. The loser must do whatever the winner(s) tell them to do.
John lost when we played Dick Chicken, he had to suck my dick.
by IAmLivingInYourWalls July 22, 2021
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