Bread

LIFE

:BREAD!
:BREAD!
:BREAD!

by Izuchan June 5, 2021

guilty bread

A dish to be served only to those willing to break the sacred pinky promise

Oh look she’s had another guilty bread, mother will not be pleased!

by Father Doo May 19, 2018

tomorrows bread

freshest of the fresh

OOOOWEEEEE after that fresh cut I feel like tomorrows bread

by TimE March 18, 2015

kneading bread

When a person squeezes and massages breasts in a kneading bread type of movement.

I was kneading bread so hard it was ready to bake.

by Polina Dolta January 10, 2014

the new garlic bread

The latest most fashionable thing of the moment

Your new shoes are really stylish
Yes they are the new garlic bread!

by Bumpkinsmithe December 20, 2016

farmer bread

A human or being that’s from or is a landowning truck driving mullet having country being that is in a suburban neighborhood .

Tanner’s always working on his truck rather than going golfing with us. He’s farmer bread for sure

by weenygenie July 13, 2021

The bread pudding effect

When you make a recipe for your friends or family that turns out a bit *too* good. They then associate you with said recipe and insistently demand that you make it for them at as many special occasions as possible. It can become very annoying very quickly.

Named after a dessert called bread pudding, praised for its simplicity and incredible flavor.

1: "UUGHHH! I hate the bread pudding effect!"
2: "Uh... what?"
1: "I made some bread pudding for my sister's birthday party last week. It turned out incredibly well, but now it's all she ever talks about with me! She keeps asking me to make more of it for her and asking me to bring some to more events and... ugh, it's so annoying."
2: "Bread pudding is indeed really quite nice! Ya know... you could probably persuade her to pay you for more of it in the future."
1: "That-- ...that's not a bad idea, actually. Hm!"

by Inlovewithabsol December 23, 2023