Beado

A paedophile of limitless proportions.

Just as likely to be seen eating a pie as to noncing a kid. His breath also stinks.

See Baedophilia & Baedophobia

Guy 1: Whos that fat cunt?

Guy 2: No idea, but he's got that beado look about him. I reckon he grinds up against kiddies.

Guy 1: What's that smell?

Guy 2: No idea, but let's go headbutt him.

by Bob Smith1945 August 9, 2006

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Neck Beard

A womans vagina worn on your neck while tossing her salad.

That bitch is kinky she made me wear the neck beard.

by L-Town September 4, 2006

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Love Bead

A bead implanted in your dick skin or labia.

hey mom i got love beads in my vag !

by frickyfrickfresh September 2, 2009

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A beard is a buddy that you use as a cover for you to see a person of the opposite sex. You tell others you are meeting someone for him, or taking him out to meet someone. This version has been around since Before Kennedy's time.

Fred is my beard, so I can go and meet chicks.They think their for him.

by Torinoluvr May 12, 2008

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