Boat

Something that fails miserably.

Jason: Everyone's leaving my WoW raid.
Dark: It's a boat
Jason: :(

by Dewm July 6, 2009

Boat

Rhyming slang for face.

Look at that ugly boat.

by Egan Wilks March 12, 2022

Gravy boat

When you read the message of the person your talking to right away.

Damn my sugar daddy gravy boated me so much last night! I think hes gunna buy me a new gucci purse.

by i-duncare January 1, 2017

Gravy Boat

A diaper filled to the edges with liquid poop from an infant who doesn't eat solid foods yet. Gravy boats also apply to diaper wearing adults.

My wife made me change our baby's gravy boat at 2:00 am last night.

by DJdaddy April 24, 2019

boat rower

an exercise used as an alternate to the prone row during the preparation drills. or if you dont know the name to an exercise you make up your own shit

the boat rower is used to increase your tollerence for bullshit

by sgl December 6, 2012

Wipe down Fish’s boat

The act of stripping your shirt off and rubbing it against Fish’s boat until he is satisfied. Sometimes the job isn’t complete until you also use your pants.

Guy 1: Hey bro, after we get off the river, you gonna help me wipe down Fish’s boat?

Guy 2: I guess, I just hate how he stares and licks his lips.

by Chonchberry October 22, 2020

whiffle boat

The idea, person or item that does not make sense. Something that is counterintuitive. In basic terms a boat should not have holes, a whiffle ball does.

Beth's idea to offer bacon bits on the kosher corned beef and rye is jacked up like a whiffle boat.

by Davewd April 10, 2008