When you almost trip over something but didnt and have a mini hear tattack and the body relieves your heart attack by farting
-hey watch out there is a gap infront
-oh shit i had a mini ass attack ( fart after mini heart attack)
-oh shit i had a mini ass attack ( fart after mini heart attack)
by lbjwashed October 15, 2020
To get naked at lightning speed without being asked, in order to escape from a sentimental situation with a date/partner and to encourage the date/partner to have sex instead.
Tommy performed a successful naked lightning attack on S. as she was crying.
Tommy scored with a NLA.
Tommy scored with a NLA.
by S.13 July 22, 2022
Surprisingly and unexpectedly strip flash naked when the date is going through an emotional moment and is looking for cuddling and comfort instead of sex. The surprise effect either makes the other person smile unexpectedly or confuses her completely. In both cases, sex is very likely to happen after all.
Tommy scored with a naked lightning attack
Just when S. was getting emotional, Tommy put down a naked lightning attack and had sex with her
Tommy's naked lightning attack blew S. away
Just when S. was getting emotional, Tommy put down a naked lightning attack and had sex with her
Tommy's naked lightning attack blew S. away
by S.13 July 27, 2022
by Dygdbfnf February 5, 2021
What I think my wife is, when I get defensive. Though 'Boardgame Apostle' is onto something: it can be a ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ to defensiveness.
by J, Le Frank November 22, 2021
by TheTrainConductor October 2, 2020