Reach Around Rob

VERB/NOUN: An Oregon man named Rob who is best known for sneaking up on other men in rest stop bathrooms and giving them reach arounds (public hand jobs) willingly or not.

There goes Reach Around Rob again sneaking up on unsuspecting men in the bathroom to give them a hand jobs.

by Urban Wiseguy May 17, 2019

Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved

And I still don't give a single absolute fuck about historical slavery or child murder.

Hym "Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved now going to be the impetus for child murder. They should have told you to go fuck yourself so I'm going to go ahead and do it for them. Go fuck yourself!"

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

water around the boulder

Wanting to avoid answering a particular question or speaking about a particular subject, but still trying to be respectful enough to give an honest answer, even if it is a little bullshit.

Even though there are still 10 weeks left in the 2018-2019 NFL season, will Patrick Mahomes be the league MVP? "He's doing a good job but still has a lot to learn. Also, I know you had to ask that question so I'm just trying to put some water around the boulder.

by Pseudonym? November 12, 2018

DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND

Get in your TESLA and power up the MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

Send multiracial pictures of yourself because GRACE KELLY told HALSEY.

Giving someone the run around who just ran around themselves.

To literally fall in love with a TOT.

Falling in love with a particular TOT.

Boring into the ELITE

Hey KENNER , I am going to get in my TESLA DRAGGINGV MYSELF AROUND I mean soapbox SLATE and write my INTERNET RELAY ass off as I am powering up that AI COMPUTER rip it at 80 mph.

I can be white , I can be black as just start DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND and while I am at it PURPLE works as I will rain on you , you racist MOTHER.

I notice by DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND around all day that when I mention ASSHOLE in an ad I begin DRAGGING MYSELF ARIUND again trying to get HOT SEX.

I have to admit and it is scary as everytime I am DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND and see that TOT talk I fall in love.

That TOT is WARREN EDWARD BUFFETT as I am DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND his annual meeting and telling people you know that TOT is a GHOST HOLE and my friend JAMES tells me and I thought I saw him at the IRISH CASINO and VENETIAN as that GHOST HOLE TOT has never been to VEGAS ever.

I know if I am DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND enough I will finally meet TOT but it is bad luck to say it but I will say his other half MASTURBATION OF COINS.

by NEE TRANSEXUALITY April 24, 2021

West Virginia Reach Around

When you come up behind your cousin and whisper sweet nothings in her ear while sliding your hand down the inside front of her jeans.

My favorite holiday tradition at the family gathering is the West Virginia reach around.

by Hamilbone December 31, 2022

bad bitchin around

The act of being a bad bitch.

Bad bitch: A self respected, strong female who has everything together. That consists of body, mind, finances, and swagger. An amusing, inspiring, fun-loving, and independent BOSS LADY who is mentally gifted and also fine as hell.

guy: yo whatcha been up to these days Angelyn?
Angelyn: just bad bitchin around.

Dave:" Do you know Angelyn?"

Jason:" Yeah. Why?"

Dave:" She is a real baddy. I'm gonna get that!"

Jason:" She is a bad bitch though. I'm gonna get it before you!"
Angelyn: you can try, but you ain’t getting shit from me.
Jason & Dave: fuck. ima simp over her.

by Bay4loco August 3, 2023

lounge around

To spend your time in a relaxed way, sitting or lying somewhere.

Lets go lounge around the pool.

by CALD 3rd Edition May 22, 2016