Fuck-tard

Lazy, Stupid, and someone who’s really fucking stupid

Go tell fuck-tard to bring the laundry in

by Hambuwgers March 10, 2022

Urba-tard

An Urba-tard is a person who is not smart enough to figure out that the purpose of Urban Dictionary is to post various kinds of URBAN SLANG, and other words used by different groups of people, which are NOT found in regular dictionaries.

To make things more plain and simple for the unsure, Urban Dictionary IS NOT for: listing famous people, things, or events and commenting on them; people to post their own name, defined by an endless series of compliments; inventing excruciatlingly unfunny insults for the purpose of naming a real individual you don't like in the example; or other stupid crap. If any of these examples sound like you, congratulations, you're an Urba-tard.

Brad: hey I think I'll make up a word on Urban Dictionary no one has ever heard of, then give my ex-wife's name in the example.

Real friend: maybe you should stop being an Urba-tard and take responsibility for the fact you don't know how to sexually please women.

by RudyPseudo III August 22, 2025

John Tard

Meme

If you see John Tard you know its a meme.

by Tardsfanclub December 15, 2021

Fasc-tard

A Fascist in general, typically one who supports Fascism unironically and is a retard, closely associated with Fasc-holes but worse.

I support Fascism, I hate jews.
- "Shut up Fasc-tard"

by a rando on the internet November 8, 2021

Tarded and Feathered

A form of corporal punishment preformed by a governing force. It is defined by the act of ruining someone's bad reputation. To change there image from greatly feared human to a intellectually disabled teddy bear.

He wouldn't conform so they Tarded and Feathered the Giant pos

by ButchNochance February 5, 2022

Tard bomb

A tard bomb you know it if you do

“Sierra snowman Is a tard bomb”

by Francesca'slover August 20, 2022

Tard

Contrary to popular belief, tard is not short for retarded. That is totally offensive. Tard is actually a combination of two words put into one. Tard is the words lard and turd put together. It's still an insult.

Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"

Boy - "What?! You jerk!"

tard lard turd

by The Universe in a Tube September 15, 2016