High Bunch of Five

The act of tricking an annoying person mid-high five by making a fist and connecting with their nose instead of their awaiting hand and making it look like an accident.

A High Bunch of Five is a response to someone who constantly raises their hand in your face in anticipation of a high-five and gushes metaphorically: "Gosh - aren't i brilliant and clever?"

Should be followed with a remorsful looking 'Whoops! How did that happen?' expression.

by IAmRubytuesday February 18, 2009

High Fived Her

When two guys are tag teaming a broad and they high five during it.

That girls a slut we high fived her last night.

by Downtown Brizzown December 16, 2008

Five Nights At Freddy's

A horror video game loosely based on Chuck E. Cheese's.

Mom: Hey wanna go to Chuck E. Cheese's?

Kid who plays FNAF: No way! It's hard enough trying to beat the video game Five Nights At Freddy's! I won't stand a chance in real life!

by Exterminator (not really) June 19, 2019

Five-Finger Reckoning

When counting from one to five does not give you the results you want... the five fingers turn into a fist, that is then shoved up the ass, to the elbow.

Jason: I’ll get off Facebook in a minute

Adrienne: One
Jason: Give me just a...

Adrienne: Two, three, four...
Jason: Damn it woman...
Adrienne: Five... Trigger pulled... Five-Finger Reckoning... time to feel my elbow.

by Adrienne Adele October 14, 2019

Stage Five Cling

An over attached obsessed crazy bitch (no offense lady's but it is usually is a girl).

Dylan's girlfriend is such a stage five cling that when she calls we have to hang up on her as part of the parents rules.

by J3ll3y May 17, 2011

five finger fallout

That bleak empty feeling of guilt after masturbating.
Particularly after masturbating to obscene pornographic images or images resembling family members

That porn seemed really good until I finished & the five finger fallout came over me.

Sometimes I wish I could enjoy bestiality without the five finger fallout.

by ted61318 October 13, 2009

i got five on it

I'll give you five bucks for that shit.

Motherfucker I got five on the twenty sack.

by Nick D February 8, 2003