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Stone

He is really cute, he has blonde hair and hazel eyes. He has a hard shell but once you get to know him he’s nice. Can act tough but is really a softie. Boyfriend material.
by gothgirl20 August 10, 2019
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stone putnam

Stone Putnams are greedy little pigs, ready to leach off everyone they love. they love public masturbation, and self sucking.
person 1: hey did you see that stone Putnam over there?
person 2: yea bro I saw that nigga self sucking
by thebigbadman April 8, 2020
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soul-stone

verb
1.complete the final task on an agenda to take the soul out of your competition
2. vanquish fairly
“Livvy Dune was once a blonde college gymnast who was incapable of being ignored, but easily replicated; however, now that she is an SI swimsuit model, she has soul-stoned all dupes.”

“Some will argue that LeBron has yet to achieve GOAT status. I, however, argue that he soul-stoned Jordan when he won his third championship with Cleveland.”
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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
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stone laughter

E.g. Stone laughter: -.- followed by hahaha
by Lalaboy April 12, 2014
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Stonely

Getting baked, yet again by himself, Ian became mad stonely.
by sixsixtysix September 25, 2020
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Rosetta Stoned

When someone is so stoned that they start speaking another language.
Guy 1: Hey man, what's up?
Guy 2: Je suis un buffle!
Guy 1: What are you, Rosetta Stoned?
Guy 2: Si senor.
by EightBitDictionary May 29, 2016
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