Straight-jacked

Jacking someone's goods while in direct contact with them.

Victim:"Yo man you guys seen my chronic?"
You:"Yeah... I Straight-jacked it... Blazay Blazay!!"

by John Thomas & Shane Taylor February 11, 2005

Shop Jack

To steal or use somthing that is not yours. It can apply to copying some aspect of another person as a means to make yourself look better than you really are. Or using an object of another person's without their knowledge. Also applies to talking about a concept as if you birthed it even though it was already around 100's of years before you were.

"Damn it, Jerry shop jacked my deodorant!"

"What's with Bob always shop jacking my style?"

"Dude, why do you always shop jack my jokes?"

Someone- "Hey, I just thought of the coolest thing, a place where people can hang out online, I'm going to call it, Facialbook."

Someone else- "You're a bag of hammers, you're just shop jacking facebook."

by costerc August 07, 2009

Asshole Jack

A theatre kid. Most likely gay. Likes to compliment himself up while putting down others. Steals phrases from other people. Also ditches friends to go see movies by himself. However is still loved for their amazing talent.

Wow! i'm really talented! I'm like an Asshole Jack!

by ohhotdamn2 December 24, 2010

Jack-in-the-boxpertise

Expert advice or opinion pertaining to Jack in the Box "Restaurants". This is evidenced in memorization of combo prices, and a working knowledge of which employees mess up your order as well as what shifts they tend to work.

Thanks to my in-depth Jack-in-the-boxpertise, I was prepared ahead of time for the $6.01 price tag of a Medium #4 with a Diet Coke, with curly fries replacing those soggy-ass "Natural Cut Fries".

by spicybrad April 24, 2006

Jack Sparrow

The best pirate to sail the horizon!!!

the most humorous of the lot!!

the sexiest of the lot

ladies and gentleman:its CAPT. Jack Sparrow!!!

but you're forgotten one VERY important thing mate..I'm captain JACK SPARROW

by rahul007 August 14, 2006

jack diddley

nothing, the absence of certain essentials to whatever what supposed to be going on.

I didn't do jack diddley last night, because I didn't have a car. Or because you didn't call me

by ricky72135 February 19, 2005

Jack Armstrong

Slang Name, no offence to any dude who might actually have this name -- I know of no Jack Armstrong. A dude who Jacks off so much that he has developed huge forearms as a result.

I think Popeye is a Jack Armstrong. Look at his forearms. He is a sailor and his girlfriend is OLIVE OIL. Together they found SWEET PEA.

by Brutus & Bluto Blockhead May 29, 2006