Toking up

To do the right thing, getting high as bat shit with your friends or spouse. Device used to attain the perfect level of near comatose is not important, the act of communal consumption is the important bit.

Jim, Mary, Jane, and I were toking up in the basement when Steve decided he could fly.

by Theonetruedoeg December 20, 2016

Toking up

"Toke" is a noun. It means a "hit" or "puff"
-Take a toke from the pipe.

"Toking" or "Toking up" as printed above, is a verb. It means to take a hit or a puff from the pipe.

-We were outside in the backyard toking up some fine medicinal cannabis.

So,
toking = smoking
&
to toke = to smoke
and therefore,
Toking up = Smoking up

I do believe that it is actually an older term more used back in the 60s and 70s.
A hippie once said, "yeah maaan, we were at Woodstock toking up Mother Earths gift to us!"

After toking up some weed, all my anxiety just melted away.

by SIZ777 December 20, 2016

Stand up jet skies

A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.

Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"

by Spaced78 October 15, 2015

To Rug up

To Keep Warm

Make sure to rug up, it could be a late night.

by katballz October 16, 2015

Make-Up Chameleon

A girl that looks completely different with her slap on, usually a wrong'un without

Gary: You seen Charlotte tonight? She's usually a brown-bagger but tonight she looks fine!
Paul: Yeah dude she's a total make-up chameleon

by Marcabre October 27, 2015

Make-Up Monster

When a girl (typically) has used far too much make-up to negatively impact on her appearance

Paul: Jesus has Mary come as the joker? She usually looks ok
Tom: Yeah dude she's a total make-up monster

by Marcabre October 27, 2015

crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.

Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"

by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015