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Wind Shits

The inability to stop breaking wind.

Diarrhea of farts.
After that refried bean and egg breakfast burrito and a 10 sack of White Castles for lunch I got the wind shits so bad my dog wouldn't even hang out with me.
by Trapped In Time May 14, 2018
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Ape Shit

Ape shit- This nigga josh mersky who has a fat fucking ass and walks like the gay dike he is. He forces girls to hook up bc no one wants to. His victims are always scarred for life but his assburgers disease shit doesn't allow him to come to his fucking senses. he literally looks like a chimpanzee with the lips of a baboons ass. He's also autistic and some other weird retarded shit.
girl1."omg did you see josh at the party last night."
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."
by dickmedowndaddy 2.0 May 20, 2019
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No Shit University

A prestigious educational institution for common sense. Also called The University of No Shit.
"I just graduated from No Shit University after ignoring Flat Earth conspiracy theories."
by jiggysaw17 December 24, 2020
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Shit Rumble

Similiar to a death rattle, shit rumble is when your stomach gurgles when you have diarrhea, as a threat to find the nearest toilet before you run out of time and your asshole betrays you.
I just got the shit rumble, im afraid for my life
by Torbalan March 16, 2024
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Shit on

When someone absolutely gets beaten by me in Call of Duty MW2
by GLTCHTUB19 September 21, 2023
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Shit pink

Shitting pink is an action observed after one receives brutal anal sex which results in the defecation of blood and semen. The resulting substance can be seen as dark pink in color.
X: *talking shit*
Y: "you better settle down before I come over there and make you shit pink"
by Seeksoul September 23, 2019
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shit finish

An exclamation used for summoning help, when you're done defecating and need someone to clean your ass.
by Marquis de Cod July 13, 2021
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