Shitting on my plan

When some idiot decides to run your plans for the day.

Dad stop shitting on my plans !

by Jaunito_ July 18, 2016

sipping my ocean

Someone ate ur pussy

Justin Timerlake was sipping my ocean yesterday

by Benjy July 16, 2016

clear my browser history

Clear my browser history means, as it sounds the act of clearing ones browser history usually with the motive of not wanting anyone to see what was on your computer e.x. porn.

Mom: honey can i use your computer
U: sure one second
U: (thinks to self) gotta clear my browser history nobody but me can see that Texas style gang-bang porno.

by HentaiMaster9001 July 14, 2016

Tie my hair like Chauntae

A predominantly adequate method of braiding a females hair.

Tie my hair like Chauntae.

by Jason July 11, 2016

eat my john

The equivalent to "suck my dick."

"Dude you suck at Mario Kart"
"Eat my john."

by Nerf or Nothing96 January 16, 2018

My jbabe

The most beautiful smart funny special person I have ever met

I love my jbabe she is the best.

by Thisisforujbabe January 18, 2018

on my meat

When a person is on your case

Bro that teacher is is on my meat

by On my meat January 20, 2018