Dirty Omelette

When you take a shit them flatten it out and fold it like an omelette and beat off with it.

Dude:Bro I can’t find my pocket pussy and my girls away on vacation!

Bro: Dude just make a Dirty Omelette.

by Making it clap January 4, 2018

dirty bicycle

When the girl is riding you like a bicycle and a dog comes to sniff both assholes

Dog get out of here this is turning into a Dirty Bicycle

by _V._ January 7, 2018

dirty-0-six

Doing it in a hunting blind

Me and Anna Lynn did the dirty-0-six in the back pasture last Saturday!

by Wildkatcrazy January 7, 2018

dirty zookeeper

Putting shit on a girls breast, then fucking them until you cum. Mix together and eat with animal crackers

She always wanted a dirty zookeeper

by Datdirtyzk May 1, 2018

dirty tanker

The dirty tanker is the act of taking a fat shit (preferably in log form) into a girls vagina then proceeding to fuck her

Dude my dick smells like shit from the dirty tanker I have sally last night

by maxxt January 11, 2018

Dirty penguin

A girl in her teens usually goes by the name of Haley. Loves to have sex and smoke pot. Has bad luck getting in car accidents and feels like the world is out to get here. Usually is involved in some group or organization from a small town.

I feel like a dirty penguin today

by Delvakio January 11, 2018

Dirty Kowalski

Dirty Kowalski- when you piss on your hand n wipe it under someone’s nose; similar to the “dirty Sanchez” however with urine instead of feces

Dude, I just sprayed my hand at the urininal n gave that bitch a Dirty Kowalski.

by Ortho 13 January 12, 2018