Dick Size

the size of your dick

ur mom: hey wanna have sex
you: sure

ur mom: what is your dick size
you: 2 inches
ur mom: that's tiny af

by MatthewMason January 3, 2022

Medusa dick

When you let your pubic hairs get longer than your flaccid penis

Go shave your pubes before you get Medusa dick

by RudeMikie February 13, 2017

Wild dick snake

Basically how Uncle Edward was born

His dad was a mexican trafficker, his mom was a lesbian, his dad got buttfucked by 10 monkeys in total while his mom was cucking him by riding a gorilla making him watch as her dad got him pregnant through his implanted vagina, and then 9 in the half months later: Uncle Edward was born as a Emo Femboy with titties.

My uncle was born through a wild dick snake!

by Fishnuggets66 June 2, 2023

Dick Dupee'd

When a male is trying to perform intercourse with a female and his penis cannot become erect. Instead of informing the female he cannot perform, he instead penetrates the female with multiple fingers and acts as if he is using his penis.

"Yeah dude, I drank too many red bull and vodkas last night so my dick was soft as dough. I just Dick Dupee'd Kim so I didn't look like an asshole. She was drunk too so she had no clue"

by Lebronovan McJames May 14, 2013

Dick riding

Dre being Dre

Dre was constantly dick riding Dan

by PierreThaGoat September 17, 2022

inner dick

It's like a belly button, where your dick should be, but at the very back of the "hole", there is a penis head. Ask Demiror Himself or Dr. Manny for further info.

"Demiror has an inner dick."

by Boomersthename February 28, 2015

Spooky-scary-ghost-dick

When your guy has a dick that goes out at night and fucks all kinds of random things and comes back home right before the sun comes up just to clime into bed next to you with Herpes…

Person-1”Hey you know what happened last night?“
Person-2“No what happened?”
Person-1”Dee came home and gave me a Spooky-scary-ghost-dick!”
Person-2”you know you can sue him for that, right?”

by Unicornucopia May 18, 2023