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shit waxed

The act of having someone performing masturbation on you, including all forms of oral, anal, sexual interaction.
Hey dogg, what you up to?
Nothing man just going to stay in tonight.
Ohh stop bullshitting you getting your shit waxed!
by wellhungdrywall March 21, 2009
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Stinky Shit-eye

aka Pinkeye, aka Conjunctivitis.

"Stinky Shit-eye" because conjunctivitis *can* be caused by fecal matter (human shit) making contact with your eyes.
by DARKFiB3R June 14, 2019
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Louie Mcloon type shit

When you do something goofy for the fun of it but it’s mildly offensive
“Hey I turned a drawing of the queen into the e joker” that’s some Louie Mcloon type shit
by ISpeakFax099 September 12, 2022
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Shit stain

An insult for IRL streamers like Dickhead Doherty and Dodge Neon who do nothing but annoy everyone around them, and who's presence is equally insufferable to that of a skid mark in a toilet bowl
Ugh. I saw one of those shit stains recording people on the subway. I don't know what his problem is bothering people like that.

Ignore him. He's just another shit stain on the societal urinal. If you ignore him eventually he'll go away.
by Suckmytoes_77 January 24, 2024
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Ecologische Linkse Shit

Dure linkse tranen van linkse groene kechies.
Hé linkse hoer, ik wil geen ecologische linkse shit eten. zei Ziggy
by Hajarthegiraff April 21, 2022
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Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!

When a person, usually in response to pain, emotional or physical, begins a crazed angry yelling to vent their frustration, often going down the list of the curse words they know.
I stubbed my toe
"Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!" I yelled
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
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Shit

The shit that comes out your shitter when you take a shit in the shit room, this shit is a shit colour and tastes like shit. Shit resembles shit and it as made of 100% shit: nothing more, nothing less. It is pure shit, it smells like shit, looks like shit, tastes like shit, feels like shit and sounds like shit when you're shitting it out.
Eric: I just took a Hugh Mungus shit, it felt like shit and I felt like shit before and after the shit. I was quite glad for the pain and suffering of the smell, sound and feeling of the shit coming out of my shitter, if I'm being honest.
Max: Why the fuck am I friends with you?
by Sheriff Woody Elliot April 7, 2017
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