you can't make this shit up

A Situation where something is unbelievable that it feel likes it couldn't be real

you can't make this shit up bro

by NorthBoy99 August 8, 2025

when you

It is literally the first two words of every typical normie meme. The phrase is so overused that it's become a sort of ironic meta-reflection of meme culture

Literally nobody:

Memelord69: when you 🤣🤣😂😂😂

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 22, 2022

so you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly

Opening lyrics from the theme song of the widely recognised TV show "Pimp My Ride".

Wheelz: I need more pussy.
Papa Franku: We gotta pimp your wheelchair.
(music plays)
DJ Zinc: So you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly...

by xXx_Pu$$ySl4sher_CuntD4nku_xXx April 18, 2017

you fokking bastard

you fokking bastard is what you say to a fokking twat who is fokking sthcewpid

YOU FOKKING BASTARD THAT WAS ME BLOODY CAR

by tw@t August 24, 2021

You

Come will the day…
Together we will walk…
Hand in hand…
All the words we will finally speak…

The eyes we will see…
The warmth we will feel…
The hugs and kisses I will steal…

I sit in an excitement…
For this moment…
Something so simple…
As a walk in park…
With YOU!!!!

A smile I do…
As I imagine …
Looking up to you…
And saying…

I love you ….
Always!!!!

by U loving me; only in my dreams November 13, 2023

Beneath you

I can't see what's underneath you from up here. Why? What's down there?

Hym "You say that name-calling is beneath you but you know what SHOULD BE beneath you? Me. You should sit on my face."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

What do you get out of doing that

Do you feel better about your religion or something? THAT is what I want to have a therapist explain.

Hym "Does it make them feel better about it happening to them? What do you get out of doing that? It's gotta be something along those lines."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2025