shit-day slalom

(noun)
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.

Man. Joe was caught waxing it in the office bathroom, then heard that his girlfriend cheated on him, THEN got a $325 speeding ticket on the way home. He's had a total shit-day slalom.

by Holly M S February 15, 2012

shit witness

To be exposed unknowingly and unwillingly to the act of another individual defecating in a public area.

Did that man just take a shit in someone's front yard??? If you saw what I just saw, you have just become a fellow Shit Witness! For counseling please contact 1-800-SHI-TWIT or attend your local ShitWit Anonymouis meeting.

by Psycho Whiteboy,V.V. June 3, 2012

Shit Show

Shit Show... is a choatic mess, or an abundance of shitty work on display. To wit:

The Sur la table on 1806 fourth St. in Berkeley Ca. Is a Real “shit show” if you ask me. (2023)

by Thug Life Coach February 7, 2024

Short Shit

Slang for a someone that’s really Short

Your such a Short Shit, you could be mistaken as a midget

by AmazingHalo1313 December 3, 2019

Shit Show

Anoka High School Cafeteria

“What’s for lunch today?”
“Sewage”

“What?”
“A complete shit show happened when the sewage pipe burst in lunch today!”

by Bleb ;))) December 12, 2019

That shit kicks

The phrase can be used to describe something that is really good or really bad

"Did you hear that frank's Altima does the quarter mile in 50 seconds."
"Yeah I heard that shit kicks"

by wienerman5000 December 7, 2021

only shit

expression once used by José Victor, student from the Translation Studies course in João Pessoa, Paraíba, Brasil, in the year of 2016.

When you are surprised about something, you say: ONLY SHIT!

It kind of works out just like "holy shit" but it's only.

by Ze birl February 10, 2017