shit ass cock sucker mother fucker

Any womans old man who cheats on her.

My boyfriend cheated on me and I called him a shit ass cock sucker mother fucker, and slapped the FUCK out of him. He cried like a pussy.

by WTF FML. August 15, 2009

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Perky Ass Tits Syndrome (PATS)

To have tits that grow on your ass and to be removed you must have them burnt off.
Celebrities who have PATS: Beyonce, Michael Jackson, Bono.

That girl was diagnosed with Perky Ass Tits Syndrome (PATS)

by chrisssssssssslol August 22, 2014

Now I'm finna bake yo ass

To say mean or hurtful words to one another

Person 1 : your ugly you your daddy's son

Person 2 : now I'm finna bake yo ass

by Nivea. K Williams July 30, 2017

i plaster my ass on the wall for attention

a cry for help

" i plaster my ass on the wall for attention"

" yo bro thats from 4 morant by doja cat that bitch needs help"

by desperate diahrhea pls help August 16, 2022

i got carrie all up in my ass

When a woman is having a particularly heavy menstrual flow.

Mindy: "Why are you so grumpy today?" Diane: "I got Carrie all up in my ass!"

by Debnhim October 28, 2018

Digging His Shorts Out of His Ass

A person who is not clean. A person that has a crack so nasty, their underwear sticks inside their crack, they they have to keep pulling and tugging at the bottom of their underwear to keep it out of their crack.

With all the money in the the 2010 election and the lies about his employmnent record, Alaska Republican Senate canidate Joe Miller is Digging His Shorts Out of His Ass to show he as actually clean, when we all see how nasty he actually is.

by gammarock November 1, 2010