Hoppe's Full of Shit Law

The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).

According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.

by Hym Iam November 25, 2020

Smoking dog shit

The act or use of inhaling fumes emitted from heroin.

Aye man whats the move tonight?? Just regular stuff, prolly gon be smoking dog shit

by Kengor November 25, 2020

The shit that he don't share

Illicit drugs that are people hoard,greedily, like it's the last drugs they will ever see again.

That must be some fire ass shit. He is stingy with it. That is the shit that he don't share!

by Vanessamaria November 29, 2020

unsafe shit

When you gotta shit so bad, and the only toilet is in a public place but there's no latch on the stall door.

I was at the beach when all those tacos I had for lunch hit my lower intestine and I just had to shit. Unfortunately there was no latch on the door, so I had an uneasy sense of insecurity the entire bowel movement. That was one unsafe shit

by MC Busta November 30, 2020

Shit fountain

When you anel fuck your stepsister so hard shit comes flying out into your mouth and you eat it.

You: "I love the shit fountain!"

by A old sexy pedo November 30, 2020

Full Of Shit

Someone who is just telling so many lies they are full of shit ( the lies are the shit)

Brooo you can win 100,000 dollars from doing this

Man quit being so Full Of Shit

by ToMuRaAlLfOrOnE October 21, 2020

Shit it Happen

The phrase you use when shit is indeed happening. Primarily, bad shit is happening. In your life, at the present moment, anytime. You can use this in many ways to say you understand and “that sucks” at the same time. It also can be used in the same way the phrase “it is what it is” is used in.

Mark: “Hey Ben glad to see your leg is healing well after that car crash.”
Ben: “Shit it happen.”

Sasha: my day was just fucking terrible, Jennifer tripped me as I was getting off the elevator this morning! Isn’t that fucked up!?”
Mike: “I mean shit it happen.”

by MagicGarbageCan October 22, 2020