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Let Me Fuck This Cow

metaphorical phrase meaning "i got this!"; a show of independence
Backseat driver: Turn left, you need to turn left, you gonna miss the turn, turn left.

Driver: Bitch! Let me fuck this cow!
by DJizzle313 May 15, 2011
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I'll fuck you faggot.

Sometimes a simple FUCK YOU isn't enough. In the most violent fits of verbal rage things like morals, ideals, and at times even sexual preference get thrown aside to make room for the worst insult possible.

A man telling another man that he will fuck him faggot is quite possibly the end all to insults. Just the thought of being fucked up your asshole until you start liking it is enough to make most men tuck their dicks between their legs and abandon the argument or beef.

Can also be used like:

He fucked me faggot, I got fucked faggot, did you hear about the guy Jim fucked? He's faggot now.
Dick: "I had a good time fucking your wife"

Peter: "I'll fuck you faggot."

Dick: "Wow, you're gay? Why are you married then?"

Peter: "I'm not gay motherfucker, and to prove it I'll fuck you on your back so you can see in my face how much I'm not enjoying it."
by eatsleepobey March 23, 2009
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sick twisted disturbed fuck

1) Someone whose ribcage you'd like to tear open with the claw end of a hammer so you can defecate in his chest cavity.

2) Somebody who should have his head nailed to the floor while being sodomized with a cheesecloth-sack full of a thousand angry bees.
Zeke: My request for a new chair was rejected because of that sick twisted disturbed fuck. I tell ya, someone ought to force him at gunpoint to face-fuck a wild boar.
by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006
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Fuck shit damn bitch

cocksucker, pussy asshole cunt. motherfucking dirty whore, shat onto my lunch. Piss cunt damn bitch suck my dick Jesus harold christ, shit bitch cocksucker goddamn motherfucker pussy asshole cunt!
Guy 1: Im gonna sing
Guy 2: wut?
Guy 1: Fuck shit damn bitch
Guy 2: oh... fuck
by Indominus67 March 9, 2020
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fuck what cha heard

a term used to say forget what was said or thats a lie. What im telling you right now is real
Boy:(Says to girl) Hey i heard you was a hoe when we goin fuck?

Girl:(Says to boy) You heard i was a HOE?? Boy please u sound stupid. I dont know who told you that but Fuck what cha heard baby boy i aint no hoe.
by Mizz Hollywood Diva December 4, 2007
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Cum guzzling fuck juggler

A person(s) whos sole purpose in life is to chug cum;either from a bottle or directly from the penis; and juggle fuck; as in to cause shit(trouble). This person is often hated by a large amount of people.
"Man, look at karim hitting on that chick, what a cum guzzling fuck juggler
by 8 inch pinch January 4, 2010
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Run for your fucking life

Wen someone is mad at you and is going to kill ya
by Death is coming January 2, 2020
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