Blue Shit

an alcoholic beverage consisting of a triple shot of vodka and a mystery blue fizzy mixer. favoured by students in York on nights out in stone roses.

"Drank so many blue shits last night that i don't even remember leaving stones"

by grog037 March 12, 2022

shit shard

Fragments of a really hard turd that linger in the body after the primary concrete turd has been passed

Man i shit a concrete turd but it left shit shards in my ass for later

by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022

Hoo shit

Hoo shit means a girls on her “hoe” shit, but instead just said hoo

man that girl lilly on some hoo shit

by anonymous September 2, 2022

Shit cricket

A person that takes money from another person for financial gain

That person owes me 700 dollars he is a shit cricket

by SMACK A RONI May 13, 2022

Shit Swagger

A group of pensioners go into a Zoo with 13 Swag bags and try to steal all the poo.

Mary: Did you get all the swag?
John: Every last shitting bit of it.
Mary: Good Lad, now mount me and ride my crusty anas like a crab!!
What a Shit Swagger

by RyanTheBOMB December 16, 2008

Secondhand shit

When your boyfriend fucked his mate leaving shit on his penis then you give him a blowjob right after.

OMG RYAN!!!!! Did you just give me secondhand shit?

by Chlojof March 20, 2021

shit shoved

The act of amazing anal sex

Girl: I really got my shit shoved last night, I can barely sit.

by DazzlingViking June 27, 2020