Harrington Middle School

A school with big booty bitches and men that are packinnnnnn, except for that one kid.

“Damn, I want to go to Harrington Middle School, there’s tons of big booty bitches!”

by Shaedon November 28, 2023

Pasadena High School

Better known as PHS, the main high school in dena aka Pasadena, California. van halens went here in the 70s. Has arts academies. Best known for basketball, but football team always loses to muir in the turkey tussle. E building is generally for the slow kids. At this school there are mostly poor Mexicans bussed in from the Northwest side of town that went to eliot or washington for middle school. You'll find a lot of fatherless cholos (wannabe gangbangers) who get drunk or high at victory park across the street. Mexicans, blacks, armenians, and even some white boys use the n word. You'll notice armos are all cousins and only kick it with each other.. teen pregnancies were not rare in the 2000s. only real bulldogs remember the motherland. You may still hear kids on the football team claim PDL. Football team has a lot of future criminals who will end up moving to palmdale, pomona, san bernardino, or Texas because dena is too expensive. You'll find tweakers smoking cigarettes or mush by the tree, but no one ever does anything about them because the admin sucks. A lot of tenured teachers that don't put much effort into teaching. The worst kids that fail or get expelled are sent to rose city, cis, or learning works. There is a reason white parents in Pasadena don't send their kids to PUSD schools. The few white kids here are on the swim/water polo team and they are often shirtless or in wifebeaters even when it's cold.

Ay what school u at?
PHS.
What?
Pasadena High School mang

by MooingSteakEater November 29, 2023

December 7th school bathroom extravaganza

A day where all college kids go into the bathroom together and exchange private parts in exchange for free A+’s

John: Hey Lily wanna go to the bathroom for December 7th school bathroom extravaganza and exchange of private parts? Lily: Yeah that sounds fun since you’re a sigma alpha male, We should bring all the other students. John: Yes that’s a great idea Lily.

by InvisiB1e December 1, 2023

Enloe High School Conspiracy

THE POOL ON THE EAST BUILDING ROOF

THE WEST BUILDING BASEMENT

THE CAFETERIA BACKROOM

AND THE CELLULAR DATA NEUTRALIZATION FORCE FIELD

YOU MUST NOT AVERT YOUR EYES. THE ENLOE HIGH SCHOOL CONSPIRACY WILL GUIDE YOU

by sebastian_debeste December 1, 2023

A Magic School Bus

A Magic School Bus is a tiny insignificant penis smaller even than a micro penis.
It's so small that any penetration goes unnoticed by the receiver...much like the MSB itself.

Oh my god I saw this guy last night such a Magic School Bus

by Stan Shelby December 2, 2023

School shootings

If attention is worth more than your kids lives than you deserve it every time.

Hym "School shootings don't happen in a vacuum and if you're not willing to trade attention for the lives of children you deserve it every time it happens."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2023

Shore Country Day School

A sick ass elementary and middle school located in the fabulous town of Beverly, Massachusetts. Not only is it one of the most rigorous schools in the north of Massachusetts, it is athletically unbeatable. Even with a TOTAL LACK OF SCHOOL SPIRIT, the tight knit community, amazing talent, and hard working students make this awesome, cool, fucking amazing school what it is. Students generally go on to some of the best boarding schools in the country, like Exeter, Andover, Groton, and others. In addition, it has some amazing alumni, such as astrophysicists, professors, doctors, and iron-man runners. Students are generally very wealthy, belong to country clubs, and live in towns like Marblehead, Wenham, and Lynnfield. Basically, we’re really cool, specifically cooler than Brookwood, Tower, Pike, Landmark, Wearing, and any other insignificant, useless school out there.

Person 1: Bro, SCDS is so cool!
Person 2: Actually I go to Brookwood and it’s sick.
Person 1: grumpy
Person 2: *explodes due to lack of coolness*
Person 1: all hail Shore Country Day School!

by strawberries.for.Al December 4, 2023