Self optimizer

One who glorifies themselves at the expense of those around them or associated with.

My co-worker is a “self optimizer” purposefully promoting prowess over others to the detriment of those he/she views a a threat in their immediate environment.

by Broken Antler Alum June 26, 2020

Self-Fapping

A term to describe a person who is shamelessly proud of themself, and showers themself in compliments.

Not self-fapping, but omg, these photos of me are so good, it drives me crazy.

by The Lord Meier August 11, 2022

self continuous

verb
feeling upset because you have ginger hair

(does NOT apply if you willingly dyed your hair ginger because that was a choice and a challenge you brought upon yourself. you filthy animal.)

“she made fun of me for being a natural ginger, it made me very self continuous.”

“Jack is feeling self continuous because Faith made fun of his natural ginger locks”

by DG_23776 March 27, 2024

Butt-Self-Management

A term that describes the awareness and management of ones own butt.

male Homo sapiens: "... Wow. Do you discretely inspect my butt completely concealed?"
female Homo sapiens: "Maybe, maybe no... you will never know, unless you pay close attention"
male Homo sapiens: "Damn... I gotta step up my Butt-Self-Management game..."

by Humid Snabel April 15, 2016

self muterating

When one is speaking on a conference call, but no one can hear them because they are on mute.

On the call, we asked Joe a question, but we couldn't hear his reply because he was self muterating.

by Cpt Jake Hammerkill July 13, 2015

Self-Bedazzling

Lying about something to make you appear cooler, busy, or professional.

Bob: Yeah I got a ton of stuff to do, gotta photoshop for a magazine. (Lie)
Ross: Sure you do, bet you're just self-bedazzling yourself.

by DarkIBL May 31, 2016

Self-Made Beauty

The phrase was first coined by brand Sally Hansen, which was founded by a self-made woman (Sally Hansen) in 1946, to refer to self-made women taking beauty into their own hands, and was launched as an advertising campaign by the Sally Hansen brand in 2017. The concept is based on research that beauty is much more meaningful, fulfilling and empowering if you do it yourself.

Your power-suit really brings out your self-made beauty!

by selfmadewoman September 27, 2017