cheese wank

This where retarded people with no cocks wank cheese instead for cheap thrills.

"Shut it u cheese wank"

by warren March 16, 2004

cyber danger wank

Rubbing one out under the desk during a Zoom meeting. Simply put, choking the chicken down low while being professional up top.

Ashley- “Did you see Matt’s arm shaking during the Zoom”?

David- “I’ll bet the over he was doing a cyber danger wank”.

by Hucklebucker September 29, 2020

Wanked Off For a Quid

Wanked Off For a Quid

Wanked Off For a Quid

by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

danger wank

To masturbate while nearing an unstable state of Rohypnol or GHB induced unconsciousness.
Usually executed upon crowded dance floors.

He danger wanked right into matey's sister

by garmoogethz January 31, 2005

Bollocky Wank Shite

The flavor of artichoke and beet root soup.

I want fish and chips! This soup tastes like bollocky wank shite!

by Slugger11 March 14, 2011

plank wank

a tern used to describe a litte ass-hole of a person ehos desided to waste his life pushing a bit oif wood round on wheels

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

posh wank

to masturbate while wearing a glove

nothing on telly lasty night so I stayed in a had a posh wank

by Lord Spunkface November 20, 2003