The Hat Man knows all, The Hat Man sees all. And he wants to meet you. To summon his physical form to our Plane of Existence, you must perform the ritual. First, place a Tophat of your choice on the floor, and cover the ground around it with garlic salt. And then light the salt. Once that is completed, you must consume a high enough dosage of a drug to induce a high feeling. And then sleep laying next to the ritual. At exactly 3:45 am, you will awake, and The Hat Man will be there to visit you.
by The Hat Man__ January 17, 2023
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I knew you were, bro.
You're an arse man.
You're a massive arse man
What you saying?
I'm saying you're an arse man, Waj.
You giving me batty chirps, bro?
You calling me a wammer?
No.
Fuck Off!
I knew you were, bro.
You're an arse man.
You're a massive arse man
What you saying?
I'm saying you're an arse man, Waj.
You giving me batty chirps, bro?
You calling me a wammer?
No.
Fuck Off!
by Wajjjjjjing January 23, 2015
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The same pompous chuckling laugh.
The same stances.
The same cadence to the way they talk.
Same clothing style.
The same pompous chuckling laugh.
The same stances.
The same cadence to the way they talk.
Same clothing style.
by capooter February 25, 2009
Get the Man Mimes mug.1. A colloquial term for an accountant or some one associated with accounting.
2. Any person who may be familiar with economics or accounting as referred to by someone lacking any understanding of either subject's principles.
3. A person who may have looked at, touched, or handed a budget to another person.
2. Any person who may be familiar with economics or accounting as referred to by someone lacking any understanding of either subject's principles.
3. A person who may have looked at, touched, or handed a budget to another person.
by Ryan Avery, MD (special thanks to Jon Stewart) October 22, 2004
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by Da stealer NI August 13, 2021
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by YourExBC March 24, 2018
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Dude 1: Hey look at that guy, he never talks and keeps his girl so private.
Dude 2: Yeah, he must be a Ting man
Dude 1: Yeah I've only ever heard him say bruv
Dude 2: Yeah, he must be a Ting man
Dude 1: Yeah I've only ever heard him say bruv
by Kash money man March 24, 2019
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