Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.
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Bro 1: Hey bro, guess what? I got my partner to perform the Old Crone's Warning on me last night in bed.
Bro 2: Aw sick man, how was it??
Bro 1: Dude, the old crone definitly warned about it for a reason.
Girl: how did that old crone's warning feel baby?
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Girl: how did that old crone's warning feel baby?
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2: When someone realizes their true identity as a homosexual. Tends to happen after a bad relationship, or getting killed by Lord Voldemort.
2: When someone realizes their true identity as a homosexual. Tends to happen after a bad relationship, or getting killed by Lord Voldemort.
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Person 1: Dude, what is Cam doing with the popular kids?
Person 2: Oh, as they walked by us earlier, he knocked my tray of the table, so they invited him to go sit with them.
Person 1: Well, he really pulled the old Cedric to Edward on us, didn't he?
Person 2: I know! What an asshole!
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Person 1: Did hear about Jerry and Rosalin?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm glad Jerry finally broke up with her!
Person 1: But did you hear that he's dating a dude now?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: Yeah! I'm glad though, he's seemed so much happier since he pulled the old Cedric to Edward.
Person 1: Dude, what is Cam doing with the popular kids?
Person 2: Oh, as they walked by us earlier, he knocked my tray of the table, so they invited him to go sit with them.
Person 1: Well, he really pulled the old Cedric to Edward on us, didn't he?
Person 2: I know! What an asshole!
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Person 1: Did hear about Jerry and Rosalin?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm glad Jerry finally broke up with her!
Person 1: But did you hear that he's dating a dude now?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: Yeah! I'm glad though, he's seemed so much happier since he pulled the old Cedric to Edward.
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