Crazy Lick

Smacking a stoned person in the face

“Yeah bro, he was completely blitzed out until Ethan went over there and gave him a crazy lick. Woke us ass straight up.”

by 3KapKrew January 10, 2021

longie lick

a decapitated monk hat with very long lashes and very long legs.

longie lick is so hot

by monk moky June 29, 2021

Lick

When someone calls you a "Lick" it means you done fucked up or that you are a noob.

-After seeing someone do something embarrassing or completely wrong, look them directly in the eyes and just say, "...Lick." Or if you are hearing a story about someone who did something embarrassing or completely wrong you say, "Wow, what a lick."

by SignificantOtter October 3, 2016

Lick the Onion

lesbian sex

guy 1: God she's so hot I want to have sex with her
guy 2: yea but she likes to lick the onion :(

by C Swizzle December 13, 2014

It’s like being licked by a mule

The state of being so taken aback; as if you had been licked by a mule.

Holy shit bro dat rack has me feelin’ floored. It’s like being licked by a mule.

by The deplorables July 27, 2022

Double He-Licks

This is what gay biologists call the 69 position.

- Dude, take a break from that lab report and give me a blow job.
- I'm stressed out too. How bout you Watson my Crick and we make it a double he-licks.

by James O'Francis January 2, 2014

Crunchy licks

When Trey busts into syck licks while Mike drops bombs like Nagasaki niggas kaboom pow crunch crunch kick

Trey- (sick crunchy licks fawnk jam)
Mike- (drops hammer bombs 3000)

by Nasty gross poopsicles May 9, 2018