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Cheese-Whistle

Cheese-Whistle: noun.
~ a very discreetly cautious, highly potent, and fortuitously noiseless fart that an individual manages to execute secretly and completely unbeknownst to other persons until it singes their nostril hairs. Provides the cheese-whistler an opportunity to repudiate culpability or blame for the offense, or to accuse another individual, if so desired.

A cheese-whistle is only effective in groups of three persons or more, as any fart that can be traced to the fart-fabricator is thereby disqualified. Any traceable fart, regardless of the volume or pungency, is by default then down-graded and relegated to a less prestigious status, and the failed attempt wafts into a more conventional average-ass-gas category.

*"cheese-whistle" can of course also be utilized as an insult in a name-calling situation or chat-room conflict.
The traffic signal has changed to green, you stupid cheese-whistle, you!
by Max Raincloud June 11, 2011
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Beard cheese

Beard cheese.

The residue that gets crusty on the facial hair around the mouth after eating lots of vagina!!!
That beard cheese was extra thick thus morning.

The beard caught all the cheese last night.
Fumunda cheese, how's about beard cheese!
by DanK6501 November 4, 2017
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cheese goal

1. When a flukey goal is scored in football(soccer), especially when on a computer game, which the defending team couldn't do anything to prevent. 2. Also known simply as 'cheese'
1. Kirk: What the fuck! Cheese goal, you lucky bastards.
2. Chris: Yeah,what a goal
Chad: Fuck off, you know that was cheese!
by SomeDayIWishUponAStar May 13, 2005
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cheese in hand

A cheese snack placed in the palm of the hand
"Man I'm hungry I could do with some cheese in hand"
by Thomas David Waddicar April 28, 2008
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substitute cheese

Something that McDonald's puts on their hamburgers instead of real cheese. Is made out of palm oil and does not really has a flavor but melts very well and is very, very cheap.
Customer; "I would like a nice juicy McHamburger with Cheddar cheese"
Nutritionist; "Actually, that's not cheese. It's substitute cheese. It just looks like cheese"
by Ronald Mac Donald October 20, 2008
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Ock Cheese

Adj. Used to describe someone or something you believe to be ugly, deranged, or out of the ordinary.
Did you see that ugly bitch? She was so ock cheese!

This game sucks, it's fucking ock cheese.
by Psychobootman July 12, 2009
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Cheese Sleeve

A cheese sleeve is an uncircumcised penis that is unkept and has collected a dick cheese in its weird casing. Sometimes if cheesey enough. It will ceep out the top.
I went to go down on Matt to discover he was sporting a putrid cheese sleeve.
by Slippery Richard November 9, 2010
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