Metric Pussy

Pronunciation: ˈme-trik ˈpu̇-sē
Function: noun

Desirable women from anywhere other than the USA.

I am so sick of American women - from now on it's metric pussy for me.

by norfitz November 30, 2009

pussy magnet

Any sensory stimulus that attracts a pussycat.

Whenever she hears the sound of the can-opener opening a can, our pussycat comes running to the kitchen. Yes, it's a real pussy magnet!

by Mr. Grey Crow March 10, 2017

God Pussy

A God Pussy is a term originating from the popular online subreddit /r/GodPussy. It was created by the Syber Pussy Network as a word used to describe a woman with an exceptional and nearly perfect pussy.

Per the Sub Reddit's definition, there are many different types of God Pussies. The sub reddit typically refers to the hairless "Innie" style pussy however other types of pussies are able to classify as a God Pussy.

Key Traits Of A God Pussy

- Hairless
- Tight

- Pink
- Minimal to no signs of wear and tear
- Cleanliness

"Hey John, I heard you banged Alyssa last night. How was it?"

"Dude it was amazing, her pussy was perfect. A true God Pussy for sure"

by Richard Plinkman January 18, 2019

Pussy Locking

Like cock blocked, but for ladies. When something's coming at you, it can be blocked....hence cock blocking. When something is denied access, it's locked out, hence pussy locking. It's a frustrating state, because it's imposed by others.

Male BFF's are usually the biggest culprits for pussy locking their female friends, because they secretly fancy them, and don't want them fucking anyone else but them. Ex boyfriends can also create a pretty unbreakable pussy lock if you happen to be partying in the same venue.

"Hey Suze, great night last night wasn't it?"
"No, it wasn't. You kept pussy locking me! I never cock block you! Why do you keep doing this to me?"
"Because I love you......."
(shocked look of absolute disgust)
"........as a friend."

by MagickDio April 24, 2010

pussy cakes

white cheddar Rice cake snacks that often smell like the vagina of a rotting corpse. however, these are extremely amazing and your taste buds will become huge fans. do not let the awful smell deceive you. "my girlfriend smells like pussy cakes."

Pussy cakes

by pussycakes 101 July 5, 2010

FISH PUSSY

A vaginal infection, especially ones with a fishy odor

I wouldnt mess with that chic if I were you, I heard she has a FISH PUSSY.

by Roberto Boberto September 4, 2008

pussy

Pussy is like another word for vigina, in other words, a sexier way to say vigina

Damn that girls pussy was so fuckin loose holy shit!

by guliana September 6, 2009