Nipple Standing

Standing face to face with another human, with your chest pressed against one another so that your nipples touch.

Also know as, nipple stand

Hey Jennifer, come stand with your chest against mine. "okay, what's the point of this" it's called nipple standing, there is no point but your boobs are really soft.

by OG Lone Wolf November 7, 2013

Nipple Nobs

Plastic protectors with suction used to protect the nipple. Comes in all sizes for any gender.

Boy: What are those on your breasts?
Girl: Oh these, these are Nipple Nobs
Boy: Where did you get them?
Girl: I got mine from the old guy behind the elementary school.
Girl: Oh, and don't forget to keep your nipples safe!

by Swagger Noodle Soup November 16, 2013

Nipple Pirate

An assassin in the order of "the Cuts", run by the First Cut. Nipple Pirates, or the less vulgar term, Chest Pirate, is used to describe a person who kills a person and then takes their nipples to put in his chest.

Example 1: Brett was totally being a Nipple Pirate today, he cut off these guys nipples and put it on his butt.

by Galevekon November 17, 2013

Freddy Krueger Nipples

Dark rubber like nipples or black nipples that can be stretched to the extreme. Or just plain ol' gross

That old beef jerky tasted like Freddy Krueger Nipples.

by la mexicana January 2, 2014

Nipples are chafing

When your tits are hard or pointy

My nipples are chafing cause it's so cold

by King Kong Penis February 16, 2015

nipple caps

Little woolly coverings for your nipples to keep them protected from winter's icy bite. They keep your nipples cozy and warm.

I seem to have lost my nipple caps. I cant go outside now because my nipples will catch frost bite.

by merkinpriest69 March 12, 2015

goat nipple

You idiot

Boy: he mum I wont a puppy for xmas
Mum: im allergic you goat nipple

by rfghhhjjjjjkkjjjj March 18, 2015