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Hannah

She got the phattest ass ever. She bigger but that’s ok cos she also thiccer. I know a Hannah she’s the funniest girl you’ll ever meet. If you argue with her it’s over but she’s also the best person for advice in an argument non involving her. She a little bit mentally ill and uses humour and fat jokes to cope with her shi. She grew up ugly asf but ended up lookin fineeeee. Never stops talking but also great at listening.
Person 1 - “I don’t get why everyone likes Hannah”

Person 2- “She’s just a likeable person and funny asf! I don’t get why you don’t”

Person 1- “True I’m obviously just jealous”
by Peanutbuttersmells November 23, 2021
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<2506>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, Hannah Koufos, And Joseph Alexander Martinez <2506>
<2506>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, Hannah Koufos, And Joseph Alexander Martinez <2506>
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Hannah

The personification of laziness and also loving food.
Wow you’re such a Hannah.”
by writer() February 3, 2022
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Hannah

A fuk ugly girl who thinks tarns are in the middle of towns??!
Also tells everyone she’s 25 even though she’s actually 24
Don’t trust this one
Who’s that untrustworthy ugly 24 year old girl who lives in a tarn in the middle of a town, oh that’s Hannah
by Bilboshaggins March 13, 2022
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Hannah

Hannsh is an amazingly sweet and kind person with the biggest heart there is, Hannah loves to help whenever they can and is always there when you need to vent. Hannah is definitely both the mom and the therapist of the group and everyone knows it. Hannah is the friend you go to when you need relationship advice and they will be brutally honest with all good intentions, if you don't have a Hannah in your life, get one, NOW.
Person 1: "dude they are so sweet"
Person 2: "well yeah, they're a Hannah:
by ilovemums August 24, 2021
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Hannah

Literally the prettiest person ever and I love her so much omfg aaaaaa she's the best person ever and she's so nice and so beautiful and aaaaaaa
"Omfg is that Hannah!? " said John Mulaney
"Omg it is! Hannah is the prettiest person ever"replied Six
by Shawty (Alastair) September 22, 2021
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Hannah anderson

the type of girl who would eat all your food at lunch when she has a buffet in her lunch kit. she can be very annoying but also very nice. withought dance she would be on my 600 pound life by 13
why do you have to be such a hannah anderson
by a person who writes about name February 1, 2019
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