His Dark Materials

Isn't really a word, it's a TV show. One of the best TV shows out there, in fact.

"Hey, what TV show are you watching?"
"It's called 'His Dark Materials', you should watch it."
"I will!"

by ilovehisdarkmaterials June 20, 2022

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Dark wizard

When you get blackout drunk and beat off on your friends couch, nut on it in the process and get woken up with a still hard cock.

Dude I had to kick joey out last night, I knew he was gonna dark wizard in my room again.

by Nesthiq April 4, 2020

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its a woman thas is atracting all the male on her and she pass his friend befor his famely she a godness in bed she have to be a demon but its ther same anyway and she hate the most his son Boyka she have a mate Red Fang who she ignord him anyway she got many friend and have difficulty to leanr

boyka:hi mom
darkness angel:hi psycho

boyka:realy mom you dont care of me you just taking car of your fuking friend
later at home
boyka:i hate you mom you always skip me
darkness angel:no i was waiting you for a diner
boyka:i come but you skip me
darkness angel:no you its you your always gone anytime
boyka:ITS BECAUS YOUR NOT UNDERSTAND

by jay le fuké July 19, 2019

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Darkness

The day a community knows it doesn't need uplifting from an outsider or from anybody is the day the community emerges from darkness. There is no light at the end of a tunnel, as people were promised, but they have to help themselves figure that out on their own.

The community was liberated from the darkness when it knew it would never need uplifting or morale boosting from anyone or anywhere, because people were already happy enough there without assistance.

by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021

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COLD DARK DISTURBANCE

When you are around a compulsive drinker of BEER.

Having someone blow SHITTY BREATH in your face.

When you stand up for COMMUNIST CHINA in war against USA.

A PITURE in baseball before their time who hurls a motherfucking baseball so fast they get a nickname.

You are about to get hit by a TESLA.

Come on GARTH pour me a cool one and "are you kidding!!!!" as you turn into a COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is you always start talking about gross body parts BROOKS.

Don't piss off that FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN or you will feel her COLD DARK DISTURBANCE as you can say her toilet mouth gets generous.

Come on ASSHOLE , TIM COOK has to protect the APPLE I-PHONES manufacturing in CHINA as you are the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE of communism economy so GETTING DRAFTED is the result for you as remember you spammed everybody under the sun JAMES about how great the I-PHONES are.

When you are in senior year in college playing baseball and you get picked to play for the KANSAS CITY ATHLETICS to pitch as they call you the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE .

I just saw a TRAUMA GHOST from that TESLA as COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is here and you are dead meet.

by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 15, 2021

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