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Baby on a trampoline

The act of pulling taught the scrotum in the "batwing" fashion and continuing to bounce one's flaccid small penis of said flap, thus creating the image of a baby jumping on a trampoline.
Hey....you ever seen a baby on a trampoline?
(pulls scrotum taught and bounces dingaling off it repeatedly) *everyone screams and gives a look of disgust...then they laugh.
by DocCod November 6, 2015
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Baby Roulette

When 3 or more males each ejaculate in the females vagina giving one of the males taking part a child 9 months later sort of like a game of Russian Roulette but using a different gun
'Hey man, we should totally play baby roulette with Yasbae tonight''
'Yeah, definitely dude'
by Sweg123456 April 22, 2015
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Weed Baby

When you buy over an ounce of fine Marijuana and store it in your Hoodie's front pocket for your trip home... BOOM. Weed Baby.
I'm going to give birth to this Weed Baby then go to the moon when I get home! :D
by peppertime January 5, 2015
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Baby Shark

The dumbest song that always gets stuck in my head
"Baby shark, do--"
"NO!!!!!!!"
*the sound of several gunshots resonate throughout the room*
*followed by a fragmentation grenade*
*followed by a box of fragmentation grenades*
*followed by the main gun of a tank*
*followed by the sound of a body being crushed under a tank*
*followed by a nuclear bomb*
"............bitch."
by Gamer Gek May 31, 2021
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Dutch Baby

When you and your partner split the bill for the trip to the abortion clinic. (see also: 'going halfsies')
"My gurl told me she was pregnant, so we got an appointment to make a Dutch Baby at the clinic on Tuesday."
by ChodeLickMcGee May 15, 2018
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Baby Pictures

Something that your parents use to embarrass you in front of your friends.
Parent: Hey your friend this is your baby pictures!

You: mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
by thunderpikachu44 March 17, 2021
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Kihyun Babie

Kihyun from Monsta X is a babie and you can't change my mind
by Emmmmmaaa September 17, 2019
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