Black Turtle 

Black Turtle, also known as toshi. A person who is relatively black and that has a jaw with the structure of a turtle. Often has a rivalry with midgets.

"That guy looks like a black turtle."

Black Turtle by qwertyuiopasdfghjkllzx June 7, 2018

Douche Turtle 

A moniker for Mitch McConnell.

We need to get that Douche Turtle out of office.

Douche Turtle by Flying Thesaurus August 5, 2019

Andrew turtle. 

weird faggot that sits in a hole dancing with pandas

happy meal eater
Andrew turtle.

Andrew turtle. by hhshshhshshshsh September 22, 2019

fuck turtle 

what you say out of rage when someone gives you a paper straw and you want a plastic straw.

the restaurant gave me a paper straw fuck turtle i want a plastic straw.

fuck turtle by rocconator with chesse June 9, 2020

bottom turtle 

In contrast to "turtles all the way down", an expression of the problem of infinite regress, the "bottom turtle" is the foundation upon which everything else is built.

An example from computer security:
You have some software with a secret that you need to protect, so you encrypt it. Now you have a key, which is really another kind of secret that you need to protect, so you encrypt it, and so it becomes turtles all the way down. To break this loop, we need to establish a bottom turtle. There must be a secure root of trust either in hardware or a trusted external system upon which the security of the system is built.

To break the loop of infinite regress we need to establish the bottom turtle.

bottom turtle by turtle_zero September 25, 2020

Swaggy Turtle

A swaggy turtle has a lot of swag and style but is shy😏🤏🏼 yet steaming hot and scrumptious

your a swaggy turtle mister

Swaggy Turtle by Carole J November 3, 2020

dragon turtle 

A kind hearted creature with extremely dark humor. If you come across a dragon turtle don’t take it to seriously when it insults you because then you might make it sad. Dragon turtles don’t like others being sad.

“The great dragon turtle was at that place again”

dragon turtle by YukineRose1405 November 17, 2020