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Slxayz Syndrome

When a male repeatedly twerks on his xbox in the closet. Typically used to release anger after getting dropped off by a 98 pure point forward on the 2s court.
HOLY SH*T, he got the Slxayz Syndrome!
by Horseeyyyy July 16, 2020
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Nirlipta Syndrome

(noun) a term used to refer to someone who complains about their current home, and often talks about escaping to another place. Side effects of this syndrome include depression, and devoid any love for materialism.
"I think I have the Nirlipta Syndrome. I'm losing my mind!"

Someone may complain about how they want to leave CT and move to NYC.
by panda55 August 22, 2009
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ADT Syndrome

A disease that commonly affects half bald, attention seeking, 40 year old virgins. Spawned by extremist Christians, a man child with ADT Syndrome often has religious 'epiphanies' while actually having epileptic seizures. They will strongly deny any rumours of flaming homosexuality while dribbling profusely in luminous pink trousers.
ADT Syndrome - "i dont know what to say!"
by ADT expert November 2, 2011
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badass syndrome

A disorder which causes the sufferer to take being tough, aggressive, or uncooperative to a whole new level of extreme. A B-A-M-F with NO LIMITS! (Who is usually VERY LOUD!)
Damn! Those Jacobs Girls sure got that badass syndrome. They got it from their Daddy! They got it from their Daddy!
by cmj10690 January 20, 2011
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Splashback Syndrome

While defecating in the lavatory, the main log hits the water and causes and uncontrollable splashback of cold water onto the rectal area.
Omg I just got totally splashback syndromed now my fingers will go through the toilet roll when I wipe.
by Bergmannlovespetersoysoy November 7, 2007
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dirtbag syndrome

An extreme wanderlust brought on by one or more intensely enjoyable experiences with outdoor activities (climbing, hiking, kayaking, snowboarding, cliff diving) that results in greatly reduced productivity as most of your time at work is spent actively wishing that you were back outside, per the dirtbag lifestyle.
Brian used to be so hard-working and down-to-earth, but after his friends took him ski-mountaineering, he's come down with a serious case of dirtbag syndrome.
by dangerCake September 11, 2014
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Twizzler Syndrome

When a guy's cock is semi-hard but won't stay up, like a twizzler. A twizzler is hard and biting into it, they are very chewy; however, they won't stay straight up when held out, they slowly fall over.
Girl 1: Did you and Jared finally hook up?
Girl 2: Yeah but he could only get a semi. He had twizzler syndrome.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
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