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Justin Sperling

My nigga who got suspended for no fucking reason
by ALoyalDayOneHomie1254$ March 2, 2023
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Jesus Sperm Theory

We are in a universe sized sperm cell from Jesus and it's going normal sperm speed but we are so small it feels like forever
"Jesus Sperm Theory saved my life man"- Jeffrey Epstein
by Saddam Huissain June 18, 2023
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Zero Sperm September

Basically the same exact thing as No Nut November, but during September instead of November. I don’t know why I made this, but I did.
Derrick: “Heyo! Did you fail Zero Sperm September yet?
Andy: “Nope! Still going strong!”
by criticalcounterpart August 20, 2023
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Winston Spergula

A short rich british philanthropist who engages in such endeavours as sending blind men pig eyeballs and framing them for murders that never happened.
by anonymous August 8, 2024
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aerial sperm diffusion

aerial sperm diffusion is when sperm is put in the air and diffused. It can make it very easy to become pregnant.
Yo, I just got aerial sperm diffusioned all over this place. All these ladies are about to be pregnant.
by Bloopure April 1, 2024
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Auschwitz Sperm Bank

When there is one man and 10 or more jewish women in a sauna and the man cums on the sauna rocks turning his semen into a gass impregnating all the women in the sauna
Today I went to a Auschwitz Sperm Bank I hope I dont have to pay too much child support to those big nose penny pinching bitches
by CP master December 8, 2024
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Vegas Sperm Clinic

Went to a Vegas Sperm Clinic and got my shit shlonked sideways
by Ethabmen May 28, 2025
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