Second-hand therapy

When a girl dates a guy who needs therapy, so she ends up going to therapy herself. It means that motherducker is receiving second-hand therapy.

I gotta find a girl in therapy, so I can release all of my anger onto her without feeling guilty. She can just release it back onto her therapist. I ain't paying $120 an hour. I use second-hand therapy.

by Stipebengalka December 15, 2021

second floor ism

The ability to loose all touch with reality.

Ever since Joe went to the second floor he is so out of touch with everyone, it's like he's got second floor ism

by Stemsize December 17, 2021

Second Chance Draw

An invitation to a social event that arrives late, or appears to be offered as an afterthought. An invitation forwarded to a person who is not a core group member.

Becky mentioned that Shazza is having a fondue party, but I made up an excuse as I deemed it was a second chance draw offer.

by darwood junttul April 2, 2022

Second hand cringe

When someone did something so cringe that you start cringing with or for them (depending on the person).

“Robert gave me second hand cringe”
“What he do”
“He was watching peppa pig in high school”
“Ew now I’m cringing”

by kid dying in a mini van April 19, 2022

HOMONGENSEXUAL SECOND TRESPASS

THIS follows HOMONGENSEXUAL FIRST TRESPASS.

I am happy to report an IN CAHOOTS , ADULT FRIENDFINDER VISITOR where this restaurant stole my cell phone " the RAMEN SERVER PLACE refused to let me eat in their restaurant and SECURITY as they stole all my receipts and I visited the BARNES AND NOBLE IN REDWOOD CITY ordering SWEDISH , HUNGARIAN books from them after went to PANDA EXPRESS and told them I need to get a special denomination bill to spend as then I went to CHASE BANK when I gave two twenties and a $10 for a fifty (50) dollar bill as I told them I did not fe well as almost had a GRAND MAL SEIZURE as then they stole my money when this HOMOSEXUAL MANAGER entered and yes I am aware of your wide open arms acceptability of those LIFESTYLES unfortunately my LIFE EXPERIENCES as HOMOSEXUALS hate me and a lot have methylamphetamine issues but this place was IN CAHOOTS as no one on that branch came forward and returned my money and security says "it's your word against them and I said there is CAMERAS IN YHE BANK and a person's manners has nothing to do with 'FIDICUARY DUTY as I want the FBI to press charges against the bank and the people involved at that STRIP SHOPPING CENTER REDWOOD CITY AS this was nothing more a HOMONGENSEXUAL SECOND TRESPASS all about STRIGGER'S and BARNES AND NOBLE HOMOSEXUALS mostly who owns the business and someone is sending METH HEAD ADDICTED HOMOSEXUSLS to me or real FAGG0T'S game ROBBIE WILLIANS powerhouse you think.

by KOMON SECEF ANAL ASSH0LE April 21, 2022

second relief

The worst guard shift in the world. It means that you get to be up in the early hours of the morning and when you go back to sleep you only get about 2 hours.

Hey man, I got put on second relief tonight...

by sebadoh May 23, 2004

Spicy Second

An especially eventful 'hot second'.

"That video call took a spicy second."

by BreadstickEnthusiast November 7, 2021